Mike Epps

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Beautiful B

My college buddies and I use to get into debates about which women guys would rank among the top of the most gorgeous on the planet. I'd catch hell for having Halle top Beyonce...it's a tough choice what can I say. However lil RiRi has been gaining momentum in popularity, just about the entire world still hail the "Beautiful B" as the baddest (sorry Trina). Although she can't act worth a penny, she has the game on lock as an entertainer. This video right here is so hot right now; not since that Pink Panther "Check up on it" vid have I seen such jelly...because jam don't shake like that...Dang she fine
Hov Vito even noddin off shawty!

What happen to my 49ers!

I'm a San Fransico 49er fan; have been for 20 years. I've witnees the highs and lows, and the greats have come and gone. But WTF is the deal! Four years we've been in the basement. Hell John Madden needed a bye week because the Bay Area teams suck so bad NBC won't put them on T.V. Lucky we got a Monday night game Nov. 10 but it's always against the Arizon Cardinals. We're 2-5 trying to get out of last place in a crappy division. But finally I get some good news...and know it's not new quarterback. I promise if we don't draft Tim Tebow or Colt McCoy it's going to be a problem. Shid I'd take Daunte Culpepper out of early retirement.

Mike Nolan, the San Francisco 49ers' coach, was fired Monday night after seven games in his fourth consecutive dismal season, ending his attempt to rebuild the five-time Super Bowl champions.
49ers didn't even wait until their bye next week before replacing Nolan with assistant head coach Mike Singletary. The Hall of Fame linebacker will take over for the rest of the season, general manager Scot McCloughan said.


My Uncle Silky Johnson is hating how this once proud franchise is falling apart.

Dang She Fine Limited Edition

Like fine wine Selma Hyek is the latina answer to Halle. The crown jewel of Mexico is one of the finest on the planet...you think you know, but you have no idea.

Oh and you thought racism was a thing of the past?

A sad but true image in this country is that racism still exist; and in the right climate the melting pot boils until the lid rattles. I haven't posted my thought on the 2008 U.S. campaign for president, but I will say I've saw a side of this nation and the people that try to coexist that I figured only my parents or grandparents witnessed. Can such a large number of folks be this misguided, this misinformed, this petty, this cruel? For Sen. John McCain to drum up this response to support his lagging, pitful run for the whitehouse with his pitbull in lipstick is a shame and disgrace to the land he's so proud of. These fools need a reality check! This is NOT YOUR COUNTRY IT IS OUR COUNTRY!!! All races, creed, and religion play a role and sacrifice for the land of the free and home of the brave. However, cowards remain influential. Check out this video from battleground state Ohio and see what we're up against in the fight for the change that we desperatly need.

Dang She Fine Limited Edition pt. Deux

Ever seen one of those Upper Deck Hologram cards from back in the day. "There's your sign."
Halle Berry photo by: Cliff Watts

South Carolina boxing champ Paul Williams

My dawg Paul Williams doing work in the ring. Paul is out of South Carolina representing as the WBO welterweight champion. He beat pound-4-pound contender Antonio Margarito a couple of years ago and is prepared for a rematch to let the world know who's the man at 147lbs. Dude is a nightmare, tall, lanky, and southpaw with power. 35 wins only one loss which he avenged.

Dang She Fine Limited Edition

The Finest of All-Time Halle Barry recently did a covershoot for Esquire mag. She was tabbed the sexiest woman alive, which I agree and millions of others. Shid, I'd go as far as to say you couldn't dig one up that would take the crown. How long has it been? Going on a twenty year reign as the finest female on the planet.

David Allen Greir is a fool: A Harvard Educated Fool

Chocolate News is about to drop on Comedy Central in a couple of weeks. I think they got a winner with the new Dave.