Mike Epps

My Dream Job

Beautiful B

My college buddies and I use to get into debates about which women guys would rank among the top of the most gorgeous on the planet. I'd catch hell for having Halle top Beyonce...it's a tough choice what can I say. However lil RiRi has been gaining momentum in popularity, just about the entire world still hail the "Beautiful B" as the baddest (sorry Trina). Although she can't act worth a penny, she has the game on lock as an entertainer. This video right here is so hot right now; not since that Pink Panther "Check up on it" vid have I seen such jelly...because jam don't shake like that...Dang she fine
Hov Vito even noddin off shawty!

What happen to my 49ers!

I'm a San Fransico 49er fan; have been for 20 years. I've witnees the highs and lows, and the greats have come and gone. But WTF is the deal! Four years we've been in the basement. Hell John Madden needed a bye week because the Bay Area teams suck so bad NBC won't put them on T.V. Lucky we got a Monday night game Nov. 10 but it's always against the Arizon Cardinals. We're 2-5 trying to get out of last place in a crappy division. But finally I get some good news...and know it's not new quarterback. I promise if we don't draft Tim Tebow or Colt McCoy it's going to be a problem. Shid I'd take Daunte Culpepper out of early retirement.

Mike Nolan, the San Francisco 49ers' coach, was fired Monday night after seven games in his fourth consecutive dismal season, ending his attempt to rebuild the five-time Super Bowl champions.
49ers didn't even wait until their bye next week before replacing Nolan with assistant head coach Mike Singletary. The Hall of Fame linebacker will take over for the rest of the season, general manager Scot McCloughan said.


My Uncle Silky Johnson is hating how this once proud franchise is falling apart.

Dang She Fine Limited Edition

Like fine wine Selma Hyek is the latina answer to Halle. The crown jewel of Mexico is one of the finest on the planet...you think you know, but you have no idea.

Oh and you thought racism was a thing of the past?

A sad but true image in this country is that racism still exist; and in the right climate the melting pot boils until the lid rattles. I haven't posted my thought on the 2008 U.S. campaign for president, but I will say I've saw a side of this nation and the people that try to coexist that I figured only my parents or grandparents witnessed. Can such a large number of folks be this misguided, this misinformed, this petty, this cruel? For Sen. John McCain to drum up this response to support his lagging, pitful run for the whitehouse with his pitbull in lipstick is a shame and disgrace to the land he's so proud of. These fools need a reality check! This is NOT YOUR COUNTRY IT IS OUR COUNTRY!!! All races, creed, and religion play a role and sacrifice for the land of the free and home of the brave. However, cowards remain influential. Check out this video from battleground state Ohio and see what we're up against in the fight for the change that we desperatly need.

Dang She Fine Limited Edition pt. Deux

Ever seen one of those Upper Deck Hologram cards from back in the day. "There's your sign."
Halle Berry photo by: Cliff Watts

South Carolina boxing champ Paul Williams

My dawg Paul Williams doing work in the ring. Paul is out of South Carolina representing as the WBO welterweight champion. He beat pound-4-pound contender Antonio Margarito a couple of years ago and is prepared for a rematch to let the world know who's the man at 147lbs. Dude is a nightmare, tall, lanky, and southpaw with power. 35 wins only one loss which he avenged.

Dang She Fine Limited Edition

The Finest of All-Time Halle Barry recently did a covershoot for Esquire mag. She was tabbed the sexiest woman alive, which I agree and millions of others. Shid, I'd go as far as to say you couldn't dig one up that would take the crown. How long has it been? Going on a twenty year reign as the finest female on the planet.

David Allen Greir is a fool: A Harvard Educated Fool

Chocolate News is about to drop on Comedy Central in a couple of weeks. I think they got a winner with the new Dave.

Dang She Fine

I had to gank this from MediaTakeOut.com. Good Lawd Ashanti holds it down for the healthy sistas. Can't comment on her vocal tone...but she is toned...dang she fine.

*Bloggers Note* What fool would deny dating this chick. What's up with black folks in the entertainment biz that are couples but still faking the funk. I understand privacy, but man please, just confirm before someone else makes a move. Top 5 is she?

Dang She Fine

Sanaa Lathan

Deezam not Wachovia

Wachovia was ranked number 46 on the Fortune 500 list for 2007, with $46.8 billion in revenue, and was the fourth largest bank holding company in the United States, with banking centers in 15 east coast states and Washington, D.C. Word is in the first quarter of 2007, Wachovia reported $2.3 billion in earnings, including acquisitions and divestitures. However, in the second quarter of 2008, Wachovia reported a much larger than anticipated $8.9 billion loss. The Feds announced that it was facilitating the sale of Wachovia's banking operations to Citigroup in an "open bank" transfer of ownership. According to the FDIC, the Wachovia Corporation "did not fail" and will continue to operate as a separate, publicly traded company.

Fail to Bail

Congress voted down the $700 economic bailout package Monday. Democrats and Republican as usual blamed each other for the hold up that resulted in Wall Street holding a fire sale on shares and stock plummeting to 777 point loss that has already climb 494 points today. (Hmm)

The bailout backed by both the Democratic and Republican congressional leadership as well as President Bush, failed in the House by a vote of 228-205. Word is some Republicans got their panties in a bunch when Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosie made remarks prior to the vote along the lines of, "the Bush administration's failed economic policies -- policies built on budgetary recklessness, on an anything-goes mentality with no regulation, no supervision and no discipline in the system." MAN PLEASE! These clowns think too highly of themselves acting like they're looking out for taxpayers with all this outrageous spending going on already. When it's campaign season please believe that you neighborhood politician is going sellout like none other. Oh well, maybe I can get in on some shares of Google now that they're at $400 bucks a pop.

USC falls from #1

Down 21-0 at halftime the #1 ranked USC Trojans loss on the road to Oregon St. 27-21. This tiny running back named Jacquizz Rodgers ran for 186 yards. I really like the USC program but lately they've been faltering and not in the big games. Since that loss to Texas in the BCS Championship. If I'm not mistaken they lost to the Beavers two years ago and last year Standford beat that ace. They managed to have a shot at LSU still, but loss their last game to UCLA! The SEC will make it tough on LSU,FL, and GA...but it is the SEC and the champ will most likely get a bid. Watch out for Alabama. I get the feeling it's going to be another big debate at the end of the year.

This can't be the House of Deron

Is it sexist if I have know idea what she's trying to say?

Chris Rock HBO special Sept. 27

Where's Your Money???

Washington Mutual THE largest bank in the U.S. of A has bottomed out! It's about knee deep now, and after the President's 12 minute address to the nation Wednesday night basically pleading for Congress to make it rain a trillion dollars, there is still no deal. The Feds have arranged a deal for JP Morgan Chase to acquire deposits and banks. Word is WaMu had over $300 billion in net assets. On September 17, 2008, it was announced that Washington Mutual had put itself up for sale.

David Letterman had a question for John McCain

Nothing like a few David Letterman wise cracks as the McCain-Palin ticket continues to hide like vampires from the sun. I guess Obama is Daywalker.